runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via s-tonecoldfox)

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

(via s-tonecoldfox)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

(via itsmellspurple)

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

(via itsmellspurple)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(via itsmellspurple)

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

(via itsmellspurple)

lion:

But thats none of my business…

(via itsmellspurple)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via s-tonecoldfox)

moveslikejeager:

Has this been done yet or

moveslikejeager:

Has this been done yet or

(via porcelainvixon)